Editor’s Note: At the time Tulsi Gabbard dropped out, Anne Maloney was in the hospital. This, therefore, is our series’ swan song. A Bye-Ku for Tulsi Gabbard A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Dems choose old white guyLast girl … Continue reading
A Bye-Ku for Bernie A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Medicare for all?Dems say no. Feeling the Bern–Only Hillary.
A Bye-Ku for Elizabeth Warren A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Madam President?“Not this time,” say Dems to Liz.Back to her Home Tribe.
A Bye-Ku for Michael Bloomberg A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. No NDA here:Dem Primary not for sale.Mike is stopped, not frisked. Editor’s Note: I was late to post this one, but I think it’s my favorite.
A Bye-Ku for Amy Klobuchar A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Minnesota Nice?“Nope,” say staff and black Dems; backTo eating with combs.
A Bye-Ku for Pete Buttigieg A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Gay dude in White House?Not this year, say Dems to Pete.Dysarthrians Glad.
A Bye-Ku for Tom Steyer A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. One less rich white guyFor Dems. No reparationsFrom Billionaire Tom.
A Bye-Ku for Deval Patrick A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Dems whiter still, andDeval not new ObamaTorch passed to Tulsi.
A Bye-Ku for Michael Bennet A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Rage against Ted CruzDid not make him popularOr known: “Who’s Bennet?”
A Bye-Ku for Andrew Yang A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Freedom Dividend:Promised Dollars might earn votes?He did the math: Nope.