A Bye-Ku for Deval Patrick A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Dems whiter still, andDeval not new ObamaTorch passed to Tulsi.
A Bye-Ku for Michael Bennet A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Rage against Ted CruzDid not make him popularOr known: “Who’s Bennet?”
A Bye-Ku for Andrew Yang A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Freedom Dividend:Promised Dollars might earn votes?He did the math: Nope.
A Bye-Ku for John Delaney A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Rich white guy, but theWrong sort of one percenter.Really, though: John Who? Editor’s Note: This bye-ku was late due to an error by the editor. Anne Maloney authored … Continue reading
It’s worth remembering that Planned Parenthood kills babies and then sells the body parts. Planned Parenthood insists that it doesn’t technically gain any profits from these sales, which inspires two responses: (1) Who cares whether they technically profit or not? … Continue reading
A Bye-Ku for Corey Booker A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Dems now very paleAnd less vegan; Who mourns forBlack Spartacus now?
A Bye-Ku for Marianne Williamson A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. Won’t call New ZealandOr meet Trump in field of love.Girlfriend, you are done. Bing search hints, we salute you.
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. A Bye-Ku for Julian Castro Dems get whiter as“post-Hispanic” guy leaves: notThe next Obama.
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. A Bye-Ku for Kamala Harris Tough on crime–then not.Liked busing–then not. FutureDem President? Not.
A 2020 guest series by Anne Maloney, inspired by James Taranto. A Bye-Ku for Beto O’Rourke Won’t be taking guns or taxing churches—Ted Cruz says, once more: “Buh Bye.”